decomfortable:

I want money

image

power

image

and glory

image











babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*






yourfavoriteauntie:

Tell them!!!

yourfavoriteauntie:

Tell them!!!






kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


















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Just gonna use this gem for #nationalembarrassyourfriendsday also a #throwback 😆😆

Just gonna use this gem for #nationalembarrassyourfriendsday also a #throwback 😆😆






turcl:

just doing some research

turcl:

just doing some research






3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.